8) was caught trying to shag a tree ................................................................................ Jean

7) when she missed a night's camping, was replaced by a blow-up doll? ........................ Lynne

6) is renowned for his ability to erect tents? ................................................................... Kev

5) despite warning her kids of the consequences, went drinking one lunchtime,
went to the fair and threw up all over the ride? ............................................................... Kath

4) refused to play a friendly, family game of rounders unless she was told the rules? ........ Sue

3) just a few months ago, put unleaded petrol in his diesel-engined car? .......................... Kelvin

2) cannot find his mouth after he has drunk too much? .................................................... Dave M

1) is currently having a serious mid-life crisis …….... and what is the proof? ................... Ged